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her nipples were hard, hard enough to tear holes in my du-rag

niggasandcomputers:

-excerpt from 50 waves of grey

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meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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Are you scared? Or are you not ready? There is a difference.

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katiaobinger:

the true american experience is wondering if you just heard firecrackers or gunshots

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE

bonus points: both are illegal in your state and you still cannot tell

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rnedia:

trying to argue with someone over text is like being italian and having to talk with handcuffs on

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